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Jun 02. 68706 Notes.
LMFAO..” OOO OOOO AHHHH I SWEAR IT WAS THE FUCKING CAT THAT RIPPED THE SINK OUT”
(Source: did-you-kno)
Jun 02. 8369 Notes.
(Source: forevermem, via ghostofcitylife)
Jun 01. 17 Notes.
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Jun 01. 6 Notes.
(Source: weheartit.com, via ghostofcitylife)
May 31. 1691 Notes.
- how my mother works
- me: mom i got all A's
- mom:
- me: mom i cleaned the whole house
- mom:
- me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
- mom:
- mom: is this your cup on the table?
- me: yes
- mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
- <p> That was my mom all right.</p>
May 31. 92458 Notes.
(via thats-so-meme)
May 31. 1660 Notes.
I forgot I did this before work this morning and I nearly just pissed myself when I shut my bedroom door. This thing is going to kill me in my sleep.
(via welcome-t0-mystery)
May 31. 9206 Notes.
May 31. 57747 Notes.
(Source: ifyoucarryonthisway, via rebelled-for-this)
May 31. 23099 Notes.
Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart
(via memewhore)
May 31. 12814 Notes.
- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
May 31. 82507 Notes.
To call a black person “white” for speaking proper English is some real ignorant shit.
(Source: thehiighestcloud, via enchanted-oasis)
May 31. 630 Notes.
