why did he shave off his nose im horrified
If you think your life sucks, just look at this picture and think “it could be worse.”
palms are sweaty
knees weak, arms are heavy
it’s fallen out of my hands already
Words of wisdom from Emperor Shaohao
tHIS SHOULD BE MY LIFE’S MOTTO
My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
people wanted it rebloggable
I’m glad that at least I can make myself laugh
I JUST SPAT OUT MY MILK AT THIS GOD DAMN IT